Sunday, June 03, 2018
Trust in me ...
Saturday, June 02, 2018
Let them play ... even the older ones
An example? I gave my class a big bag of wires, batteries, bulbs, buzzers and switches to see what they could do. I let them play with it. They knew what the bulbs were and what they did and so it was a short step to trying to get them to light; the buzzers and switches were then swapped in: The first pair who got the bulb to light were desperate to share their findings with their peers.
Take me to the river ...
There are children in our classes who battle daily with all manner of issues. Crappy home life, poverty, hunger and who make it into school each day. Old Mr Maslow would rightly point out that they’re not going to be in the right mental space to learn but as spaces go, the structure, consistency and safety of a school classroom is hopefully better than the shitstorm of the rest of their life. They may not behave as the majority behave and they may have huge gaps in their learning but I strongly believe that a mainstream setting is what they need.
But I have an issue with the word, or indeed the perceived definition of the word ‘mainstream’.
I’ve seen mainstream defined as the middle ground between full inclusion and special schools which is about as broad a definition as you can give. To my mind, however, I feel that this mainstream has been made to be more like a canal than a river.
A canal is a solitary channel down which everything flows at the same speed. Calm, still waters carrying their load from one end to the other: a picture of Victorian ingenuity and industrial efficiency.
A river, on the other hand, meanders it’s way through the landscape, skirting obstacles, speeding up, slowing down and, more importantly splitting and braiding. The rushes and rapids, the pools and islands don’t stop the river being the river. They provide alternate routes to the same destination.
The state has a duty to its children’s to provide them with an education but that doesn’t mean a one size fits all solution. For some people, canals are blissful, serene, idyllic and rivers are unpredictable and wild but why do we all have to to travel by canal?
Could we not create mainstream solutions that contain the channels and islands of rivers?
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Best laid plans
a feast of tower blocks,
Tarpaulin parks,
They stood back. Admired their town planning skills and then I got them to draw a map of it. 26 bird’s eye views drawn to some sort of scale.
Sound the trumpets. Klax the klaxons. Bring out the kettle drums.
We got there. We all learnt something.
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Let's flip this thing.
The Scottish Government takes great pride in the fact that A Curriculum for Excellence is one of very few curricula in which both Outdoor Learning and Learning for Sustainability are carved into the very bedrock of everything that it stands for.
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
The Definite Article
The cynicism that greets the arrival of anything new is understandable. Most people don't like change. Most people like the status quo. Most people like the comfort of the unbroken. Particularly if you've only got a few more years before you can retire ... what's the point in changing?
Well, the world has changed and education needs to move on.
I like A Curriculum for Excellence. I like its promise and the trust and opportunities it affords me as a teacher. I like that it treats me as a professional with an opinion. I like its flexibility.
What I don't like is how its been constrained by well-meaning but ultimately misguided attempts to, er, guide it. What I don't like is the fact that, despite the promise it appears to show, it's being coralled into a one size fits all box.
Let's embrace THE Curriculum for Excellence. Let's revolt and bring it back under the control of those who are at the coal face.
Monday, May 28, 2018
Once more unto the breech ...
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Stuff and Nonsense
Sitting in assembly the other day, I suddenly became aware of the self-righteous and utterly ridiculous twaddle that schools forcibly stuff down the collected maws of those of us who otherwise have the pleasure to work there or are incarcerated therein, against their will, on a daily basis (their implication, my words).
"As you all know," said the deputy, "we are an anti-bullying school [...]" and so she went on.
And that was where the twaddle became so eminently clear: Are there any pro-bullying schools out there? Or how about schools that don't respect rights? What about schools that don't espouse healthy eating and instead feed their pupils on saturated fat and carbonated soft drinks through an intravenous drip?
How about schools that have a ritualistic tyre burning ceremony to kick off every day before serving a lunchtime menu of deep fried panda, rather than recycle?
Who are we fooling and, more to the point, why do we spend so much time jumping through these well-intentioned hoops.
Just a thought.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Outdoor Learning v. Learning Outdoors
Has my teaching changed as a result of my outdoor yearnings? Only marginally. Why? For the simple reason that simple substituting of "in-" for "out-" is just that, simple. Transformation of the teaching side requires a re-imagining of the structure of the curriculum; a re-imagining in which the outdoors takes the lead.
Has learning changed as a result of my outdoor yearnings? More so. Why? In part I think this is due to the removal of the pressure to learn.
The classroom itself is, for some children, a highly stressful environment in which learning is expected of them and failure a grave concern. In the medium of the outdoors, the lack of walls, desks, chairs - the lack of confinement in general - gives them headspace and takes away the usually implicit expectation that they will learn or, if not then they have failed.
Children who fear failure in the structured environment of things as simple as multilink cubes, lose their inhibitions and trepidation when said cubes are substituted for leaves or sticks or a combination of both. They are able to apply a looser definition of what is right or wrong and, as a result, exhibit less consternation for the learning.
It's early days but watch this space!
Friday, November 21, 2014
Here be monsters
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Dig, if you will, a picture ...
Friday, October 03, 2014
Once SAMR unto the breach, dear friends.
Sunday, February 02, 2014
A return to the measuring of school efficacy?
But ...
The baselining proposed in the above article does, hear me out, have its merits.
If we take the DfE at their word and they do do away with KS1 SATs, if schools and progress are to be measured at all* then there needs to be something to measure against.
To my mind, any baseline test should aim to establish basic levels of knowledge - in this case, what a small person knows.
Small people know lots of things and know how to do lots of things. Some of them know more than others and can do more than others. Some can read, tie their shoelaces, colour in neatly, recognise their letters, count to 20, say please and thank you, dress themselves and so on. Others are equally adept at playing with their own poop, chewing things, falling over, sticking everything in their mouths and the rest. Baselining of each would inform us of where they are starting.
But - yes, another one, and this is perhaps the biggest of all - such a thing in no way indicates what the child is likely to achieve in their life either academically or otherwise. It is a mark in the sand and no more.
If a child ends up leaving primary school still eating their own poop and falling over then either there are issues with the child or the school has really not done what it's meant to do. If, however, progress has been made in any way shape or form then well done everybody.
Baselining is not and should not be a measurement against a prescribed standard; it should be a starting point against which to measure progress: See what the children can do, celebrate it for what it is and then let them develop, grow and learn. When they leave school (secondary, preferably, but the assessment obsession is a strong one and I can't see that happening!) see how they're doing; see if they can do what you'd expect an 11 year old to be able to do, be it a handstand or the x times table.
So how does this affect school efficacy and its measurement? Ignore the baseline and celebrate the progress the children have made and how many of them can do what an 11-year-old (not a 13 or 16-year-old) should be able to do.
I suspect that the intentions behind the proposed assessment of small people is just that, suspect. It would be nice to be proved wrong.
*I'm assuming here that the likelihood of schools not being measured is slim to non-existent.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Mapping an uncertain future
At the recent lgfl conference, Stephen Heppell (@stephenheppell) used the following allegory to describe the contemporary approach to assessment and prediction: If we hold a rock in our hand whose mass we know, and throw it with a known amount of force, physics will tell us exactly where that rock will land. If we replace the rock with a bird, no amount of physics can help us predict where it will land if we throw it (assuming, of course, it's neither flightless not dead).
Are our children rocks or flightless/dead birds? Or are they unpredictably unpredictable bundles of potential? Who are we to map their futures when we have no idea what that future may be?
Who wants their future mapped on the basis of how they performed in a test aged 7/11/16?
When I'd finished my GCSEs, back in the dark ages of the 90s, I did a thing called the Morrisbey Test. It took the number of s's I could write backwards in a minute, multiplied it by the square root of my blood group and extrapolated from the outcome that I'd be an excellent army officer, architect or binman.
I considered the first, studied to become the second then, after some years spent drinking and getting fat (aka working in finance), travelled the world teaching English before becoming a primary school teacher. I'd been given a "map" but life was a far better guide than any teacher, parent or exam result.
What am I saying? Well, we should be providing the diurnal residents of our classrooms with the skills and knowledge with which to navigate the worlds they encounter,not mapping it out for them. Point them to places they might want to see, but let them get there on their own accord.
Send them on their way with a sturdy stick and a spotted handkerchief brimming with "Well-done!-You're-good-enough-for-anything."
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Every day's a school day ...
My current class had a pretty terrible time last year. They were mauled at the hands of innumerable supply teachers who exhibited abilities ranging from the mediocre to the abysmal, and were victims of the kind of stability that only Italian renaissance architects would have considered as suitable for building upon. They came to me unsure of themselves, unsure of each other and undoubtedly unsure of me.
I've worked hard with them and at the end of last term they were beginning to exhibit the behaviour I'd usually witness at the start of Year 5. Furthermore - bonus point for a hopelessly outdated and seldom used connective - one of my colleagues, who takes my class for ICT while I teach his French, recognised a significant improvement which is always reassuring. We're getting there.
This room is littered with what Bill Rogers might refer to as black spots. Sometimes it feels like those black spots abhor a vacuum and fill all the surrounding white space with their disruptiom; other times, when one of them fades to grey, a symphony explodes between your ears that would make G. F. Handel's famous piece sound like muzak.
You always hope for those moments and you think of every possible way of doing it and then the smallest thing makes all the difference in the world. "Tuck yourself in. Do up your top button and straighten your tie." If I'd know that was all it took!
As I've already said, we're getting there!
During this on-going Microsociety project, there are moments when the children unwittingly underscore so much of what we as teachers pencil in the margins of our minds; information that, during the handover process, becomes another layer of complexity daubed on the paisley print wallpaper and lead-filled paint of a bygone school year. Information that a chance meeting would never reveal and which the children themselves often don't know exists.
On other occasions their idiosyncrasies burst on to the scene with the guile and subtlety of an out of control Mardi Gras float.
Today, following some sage business advice on the things to consider when setting up a business, the children had to answer a series of questions, the scores of which indicated - vaguely - whether they were more suited to starting their own business or more suited to working for someone else. Of the 30 children in my class, 27 of them fitted into the first category ... and I was not in the least bit surprised. In the other class, it was a half and half split.
While I was not surprised by the outcome my class presented, what was interesting was that, despite knowledge of the outcomes and what they implied, there's not a single person who has decided that they want to set up on their own. It seems that, in spite of the bluster and swagger, there are some serious insecurities. At the moment it is all friendship groups (with one notable exception) and it's going to be very interesting to see how they actually fare when we get around to trading and sorting out the nitty gritty.
I'm hoping ... I don't know what I'm hoping.
Part of me wants this whole experience to help them develop as conscientious individuals who look out for each other and don't revert to the bickering and "she told me to do it" attitude that is still so prevalent.
Another part of me wants the whole thing to go for a ball of chalk: not because I don't think it's a worthwhile project, because I do - I think it's amazing! But, and it is quite a powerful but, the debrief stages of this project are when the real learning is done; when ideas are shared and opinions voiced and everyone has their say. In the words of Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame, "Failure is always an option" and I think there's more to be learnt about them and by them from their interpersonal and social failures than in their successes, particularly from the neutral perspective of Microsociety. Things which in the playground are raw and real can be dealt with in the abstract but with reference to real life.
This class has so much to learn, and so much potential in so many ways, but their highly self-centred view of life, the universe and everything has tied their shoe laces together.
I am reminded of the story of the visitor to heaven and hell who noticed that there were few differences between the two and that the residents were provided with very long chopsticks with which to eat. In the former they had worked out that they could feed one another and so be nourished. In the latter, they were so focused on themselves that they forever went hungry.
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Sunday, April 28, 2013
Microsociety Week 2: Currency to Current-cy
The Apostle Paul recognised it and pulled no punches in one of his numerous letters to people who didn't know him (in this instance, Timothy): "the love of money is the root of all evil." Such a sentiment may be stretching things a little, but in this possession-laden society in which we live, it certainly has some clout.
This week in Microsociety we were looking at currency and some of its key aspects. We considered what could be used as currency, what was necessary for a currency to work and some of the features - such as divisibility and the ability to save it without it spoiling - that made some things more suitable than others. In light of last week's /un/successful scarcity session, the children were much more alert to the aims of Microsociety and, with some curriculum tweaks, the buy-in was further enhanced.
It just so happens that we are finishing up a unit on persuasive writing. We've written adverts and looked at the language of persuasion. Time to move on.
It was very kind of the Secretary of State for Education to be quite so fecund in his outbursts over the Easter holiday and so it was we got on to the topic of the proposed lengthening of the school day. We wondered what we could do to let our feeling's known. We cogitated over the arguments for and against such a change. We sought evidence to support our arguments. We wrote our letters to Mr Gove outlining the way we felt (with a strong emphasis on the children writing their opinions, not mine!) ... we became active citizens.
The letters will be going in the post later this week once they've been proofread, edited and typed up nice and official, like.
"But, Mr L..., what happens if:
- Mr Gove doesn't read our letters?"
- he reads them but ignores them?"
- he reads them and answers all of our concerns?"
Pascal's wager states that it's better to believe in [insert supernatural being of choice] than to not; In this instance, sadly, Mr Gove is all too real, but - and this was the key point - by taking the initiative to write, by making their views heard, by being active citizens, whatever the outcome, they have taken an element of control of their futures.
It was one of those moments that, without the backdrop of Microsociety and the little societal aspects upon which we touch each day, could so easily have been lost. In fact, from now on, during this unit, we're not just going to write to the head teacher trying to persuade her to change something in the school, we're going to find something real and become real activists, not just playground ones.
P.S. Just as an aside, I'm not in the business of politicising the children in my care and so have taken great pains to ensure my neutrality: I don't find fence sitting particularly comfortable, particularly when oxidisation and barbs are involved as they are in this albeit metaphorical instance, but for reality's sake, I wanted them to feel free to give their opinion.
I apologise, now, should school days be lengthened in light of the letters received from any of my children!
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Suspicions Confirmed! - Microsociety Week 1
On Tuesday, as the new term rubbed the sleep from its eyes, stretched its sleep-addled limbs and picked up almost exactly where it had left off two and a bit weeks earlier, my class set out on a journey under the guidance of My Voice London; a journey into the world of Microsociety where, in the words of My Voice, "Pupils create their own society and set up the institutions required by that society - government, a civil service, an economy, businesses, and a legal system."Wednesday, April 03, 2013
If ...
The final week of term and the seemingly incessant stream of I don't know what that streams from the Union's annual conferences in its crude form and in the, ahem, refined, sensationalist manner that is typified by the popular - and, indeed, unpopular - press has irked.
The irking is largely, apparently, of my own doing.
At least it is if the press are to be believed.
Teachers have featured quite heavily in various articles launching themselves off the back of, in particular, the NUT Annual Conference, with which I have little* (* read "nothing") to do.
I was, until relatively recently, a member of said union but their rhetoric has been standing more and more at odds with my own beliefs and so it is I moved elsewhere. And yet still I am, in the popular conscience, tarred with the same brush as my more militant peers. People - by which I mean the general public, they whose taxes pay our salaries - will see the word "teacher" and think that that means all of us.
I don't know how many delegates there are at the NUT and NASUWT conferences but whatever they're saying or voting on isn't what I think and I don't think it's what a lot of my colleagues think either. I think many of the headline's are daft - and probably apocryphal - and the hot air could be better used winning parents over to our side, as outlined by Peter Wilby here.
If parents were to march on Gove Towers demanding that he stop assessing their toddlers and children and just let them be just that then he might listen. Our duty as teachers is to educate and not just the children in our classes but their parents and carers; teach them, tell them about where our concerns really lie.
I think that the draft National Curriculum is over-stuffed with boredom. I think that the creativity and enjoyment of learning is being squeezed out by perpetual assessment and unreasonable expectations. I think that parents are as guilty as government in their excess of said expectations: Level 4 in English and Maths is no longer good enough; we want some to be achieving level 6. I think there is a lot that we can learn from other countries but I think the mantra of "learn less better" should hold.
I also happen to think that we're paid a perfectly reasonable salary. I didn't enter the profession for the pension nor for the holidays. I didn't enter it through some misguided desire to change the world. I became a teacher because I wanted to teach. I've done numerous things before this and it is, without doubt, the most absorbing and engaging thing I've ever done. Sure it has its frustrations but what doesn't. I'm sure we'd all love to neither mark nor assess nor do the 101 other things that we do because we care. Juggling the roles of teacher, phase leader, PE Co-ordinator, Teacher Governor, husband, colleague, friend, sibling, son, etc was never going to be easy but, guess what, I knew that, yet still I manage.
I don't think I'm alone in this and I think parents have a right to understand if and why we grumble. Pension based grumblings hold little water in a community where work is casual and pensions generally non-existent. Grumbling about marking, planning, assessing and the umpteen other things that we as teachers are contracted to do ... erm, it's part of what we do. Grumbling about a curriculum that steals children's childhoods and defines a child as failing when they're 4 years old, that's worth a grumble I'd have thought.
You may well be asking yourself, "Why the peculiar title?" Well, as I was gathering my thoughts I toyed with tweaking Kipling's classic but upon reminding myself of its words I realised that I didn't need to; everything I wanted to say, he's already said.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Be Less Helpful.
To perpetually graze on the verdant pastures of what could only be described as 'stuff' and to mindlessly window shop - and irrationally split infinitives - along the thoroughfares of the world's minds is a very modern pastime but what a pleasure it is. Some streets are richer than others and TED is up there with the best of them.
Be Less Helpful ... a maxim by which teachers should live?
This man is vaguely persuasive.
Thursday, March 03, 2011
A change of tack
The body has settled - as well as any body might - but the mind still wanders in perpetual search of insight and inspiration. Inspiration and insight into the world of education and the wonders found therein. A picture may tell a thousand words, but sometimes words are the most powerful tool we have and these are mine.
My literary sustenance this week has been - how do I say this without sounding sycophantic? - inspiring.
I consider myself very lucky to be working in a school in which I am able to do pretty much exactly as I want and am permitted to develop as the teacher I want to be with the support and encouragement of some very experienced people. In such an environment I have been allowed to try things out myself but also try them out in other classes, albeit indirectly.
This week it has all been about creativity prompted and encouraged by the words of Ken Robinson and the results have been surprising in the best possible sense of the word. By narrowing viewpoints in art and design the children in my class achieved the most complete folio of work that I have yet witnessed and by widening the viewpoints in maths, the children were able to play to their strengths in a way that I never thought possible.
It has been truly inspiring to witness and hasn't stopped there.
Sugata Mitra's presentation on the work that he has done has similarly inspired and made me rethink what many people perceive as an ICT deficit at school. We don't have a deficit, we're just not very good at using it properly and we're neglecting the broader skills that collaborative working, even in front of a computer, necessitates.
There's so much I want still to do, so much to try and I haven't even started on the uniquity file.
The show has only just begun and therein lies the excitement. For the children in my first ever class, much of what we're doing is un-school-sual. They are only the beginning ... who knows what next year may bring.


