I am here.
It is hot.
The keyboard is french which means that while "the quick sly fox doesn't jump over the lazy brown dog", instead it "junps over the lqwy brozn dog" ... as for the numbers and puctuation, don't get me started!
I'll try not get too confusing but if there are rogue letters, you'll understand my plight ...
Will pontificate further when time permits ... just to say I'm here, safe, a little perplexed and starving hungry ... lunch beckons though, as may dysentry.
Woo and, dare I say it, hoo.